Turn your email list into something other than an expensive contact sheet.

If you're not emailing your list regularly, you're leaving money on the table with a sign that says,
"Come back later."

 If your list has 500 people, even a 1% conversion rate is 5 clients.

You do the math.

For every $1 you spend on email marketing, your ROI is $36-42 on average.

Your emails aren't the reason they're not converting.

The newsletters you’re sending aren’t designed to convert.  And a blog promo isn’t a sales strategy.

They’re content without a conversion plan. Which is just a very polite way of staying invisible.

Hiring someone to write better versions of the wrong emails won’t fix it.

Email marketing that gets results is more than just good copy.

 You need an entire system—front-end copy, back-end sequencing, and data that helps you make smarter business decisions.

You want this, you just don’t have the time, the energy, or mental bandwidth to build it yourself.

That’s what I’m here for.

Full Service Email Retainer

 It’s email marketing you don’t have to think about. 

I run the strategy, write the copy, handle the design and formatting, manage your automations, and report back every month on what’s working and what we’re adjusting.

$3,000/month

What's Included

  • 4–6 emails written by me
  • A content calendar for proactive planning
  • Design and formatting with your branding
  • Scheduling and A/B testing
  • One new or updated automation workflow
  • Tagging and segmentation so the right email reaches the right person
  • A monthly analytics report with clear next steps
  • List cleaning and monitoring twice a year

What if one good email sequence was all it took to recoup your investment?

And everything after that is pure profit.

This is your jam if.....

  • You have a list — even if it’s just a spreadsheet of past clients and contacts.
  • You know who you’re talking to. “Everyone” isn’t your audience.
  • You’re not looking for an overnight fix. Data takes time to reveal itself.
  • You won’t ghost me when I’m looking to keep you in the loop or get copy approved.

Ready to turn your list into your most reliable revenue channel?

Fill out the form below and get started.

Having brand documents isn't the same as having the right foundation.

If keeping your pipeline full is like riding the struggle bus, the problem might not be in your copy.

It might all be sitting on the wrong foundation.

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Quirk & Quill helps small businesses shape clear, confident, gutsy messaging with strategy and copywriting that actually sound like you. Whether it’s branding, content, or campaigns, I co-write with AI (and a whole lot of human intuition) to bring your ideas to life.

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Will you get sales emails? Yes. You’ll also get insights distilled from almost 20 years of experience that most strategists charge for (and the occasional truth bomb nobody asked for, but everybody needs.)

That’s just how we roll. 

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